I am a New Yorker
I realized today as I wished death to an elderly couple who were walking extremely slow in front of me that I have adopted many New Yorker habits. I know exactly where to stand on the subway platform to transfer to my next train. I have eaten pizza for every meal for an entire week. I have stopped paying attention to those flashing hand and people signals and cross whenever and wherever I want. And I use tourist as a swear word.
