That’s right, I’m taking credit for re-re-arrival of the Cheesy Gordita Crunch. Here’s why: I have never stopped ordering it. I still remember that frightful afternoon years ago when I learned that the Cheesy Gordita Crunch (CGC) was going to be discontinued from the Taco Bell

A couple Monday’s ago a long-time family friend Gary and his daughter Rachel visited the city from Louisiana and they called me up to get together. They were going to the Bowery Poetry club to see this octogenarian poet perform. Not knowing what the hell an octogenarian was, I gladly

Definitely, Maybe. P.S. I Love You. Mean Girls. Up. What are these you might ask? Is this a list of my girlfriend’s favorite movies? A top-ten of the greatest chick flicks? There are only four, first of all, but I need to discuss something with the 6 of you reading this. Why did I stay up

As far as Yahoo! Answers is concerned. I write this because people are Googling “Was Michael Jackson left handed?” and miraculously ending up here. I will take all the traffic I can get. Next up, left handed guitars great for karma.

I realized today as I wished death to an elderly couple who were walking extremely slow in front of me that I have adopted many New Yorker habits. I know exactly where to stand on the subway platform to transfer to my next train. I have eaten pizza for every meal for an entire week. I have