GF and I were about to sit down for a nice leftover pasta dinner when I noticed something crawling on the ceiling. The Cockroach was slowly moving its way from the brick wall to the kitchen, and the 5 seconds I saw it before GF enabled me to get in position to grab the thickest home [...]
That’s right, I’m taking credit for re-re-arrival of the Cheesy Gordita Crunch. Here’s why: I have never stopped ordering it. I still remember that frightful afternoon years ago when I learned that the Cheesy Gordita Crunch (CGC) was going to be discontinued from the Taco Bell menu. Why, I thought, would they end the reign [...]
A couple Monday’s ago a long-time family friend Gary and his daughter Rachel visited the city from Louisiana and they called me up to get together. They were going to the Bowery Poetry club to see this octogenarian poet perform. Not knowing what the hell an octogenarian was, I gladly accepted. Gary kept telling me [...]
Definitely, Maybe. P.S. I Love You. Mean Girls. Up. What are these you might ask? Is this a list of my girlfriend’s favorite movies? A top-ten of the greatest chick flicks? There are only four, first of all, but I need to discuss something with the 6 of you reading this. Why did I stay [...]
As far as Yahoo! Answers is concerned. I write this because people are Googling “Was Michael Jackson left handed?” and miraculously ending up here. I will take all the traffic I can get. Next up, left handed guitars great for karma.
I realized today as I wished death to an elderly couple who were walking extremely slow in front of me that I have adopted many New Yorker habits. I know exactly where to stand on the subway platform to transfer to my next train. I have eaten pizza for every meal for an entire week. [...]
Of course he does. As soon as Mars is hospitable he’ll have a house there too. The term “house” really isn’t giving the place justice from the pictures I’ve seen. If there was a magazine for house like these it would be called Glorious private living accommodations for extremely wealthy individuals. Here are
It was supposed to be the end, the final season of what was one of the greatest shows of my life and the only show of which I owned all the dvd sets. Scrubs has and will always have a special place in my heart. Then I heard Zach Braff has decided to sign onto [...]
Thanks new Degree for Men deodorant commercial. If you didn’t include that little disclaimer warning me against pushing a shopping cart out of an airplane without a parachute I might have booked a trip up to the Ranch this weekend. Not that Point Break didn’t already put that thought into my head. The man then [...]
Holy crap I feel great. Like I mean really great. Like this guy. I just drank some delicious powder I forgot I had in in my office and now I feel like I can solve 6 rubics cube with one hand while using the other to punch all the world’s rabid raccoons in the face. [...]