As far as Yahoo! Answers is concerned. I write this because people are Googling “Was Michael Jackson left handed?” and miraculously ending up here. I will take all the traffic I can get. Next up, left handed guitars great for karma.

I realized today as I wished death to an elderly couple who were walking extremely slow in front of me that I have adopted many New Yorker habits. I know exactly where to stand on the subway platform to transfer to my next train. I have eaten pizza for every meal for an entire week. I have

Do it. I dare you. Dare me to say Windows Vista isn’t as bad as everyone says. Annoyed by those security pop-ups? Turn Ease of Access off! Computer slow? Delete all those pre-installed programs! I like the Aero theme and the new icons, the revised control panel, the start search. Networking

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Farrah Fawcett is dead too? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Jeff Goldblum sleeping with the fishes? HAHAHA, nope, but he was really funny in that drunk Apple commercial. I remember watching this fantastic VHS tape as a kid which highlighted MJ’s famous music videos

When I am in the zone I have to have music playing. Silence just doesn’t cut it for my brain, which is why I love Pandora. I set up a quickmix of trip-hop, rap, punk, emo, and electronic and I am good to go for hours. The best is when Mogwai or Explosions in the Sky comes on and I can just