Do not attempt

Thanks new Degree for Men deodorant commercial. If you didn’t include that little disclaimer warning me against pushing a shopping cart out of an airplane without a parachute I might have booked a trip up to the Ranch this weekend. Not that Point Break didn’t already put that thought into my head. The man then [...]

Thanks new Degree for Men deodorant commercial. If you didn’t include that little disclaimer warning me against pushing a shopping cart out of an airplane without a parachute I might have booked a trip up to the Ranch this weekend. Not that Point Break didn’t already put that thought into my head. The man then proceded to land the cart unscathed and, using the momentum from falling 20,000 ft, race in between two tractor trailors on the highway, extending not only his arms but his true self to the world, reaching a moment of enlightenment and oneness with the world. I was truly inspired. If deodorant can make me feel that good why on earth am I wasting my time making crystal meth in my basement?