I realized today as I wished death to an elderly couple who were walking extremely slow in front of me that I have adopted many New Yorker habits. I know exactly where to stand on the subway platform to transfer to my next train. I have eaten pizza for every meal for an entire week. [...]

Every day I see these cute little Blondie brownie bars at the check-out counter at my favorite deli, and I think to myself, “Is today the day that I go for a blondie?” Maybe the catchy slogans finally got to me or maybe it was the lack of sleep coupled with my less then adequate [...]